Monday, October 12, 2009

Not Me Monday


Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Some Not Me Moments I didn't want to share on my other blog ;)

I NEVER nurse my oldest daughter (18 months) in front of people just to bug them. Like the Queen B, who likes to remind me, that "they get all the benefits of nursing by 6 weeks, then you can stop", and who thinks nursing past 1 is just plain gross... I would NEVER nurse Dear Daughter #1 (DD1) while out to dinner with the family just to watch the Queen B turn up her nose, squirm with embarrassment and make faces.

I would never stay up late working on my blogs, reading other people's blogs, and enjoying some alone time, and then turn on Playhouse Disney in the morning and let DD1 & DD2 take turns on my "good" (only my Right boob works, and I nurse both girls on it, DD1 calls the left one "yuck"--I had a lump taken out of it when DD1 was 2 months and it hasn't worked since) boob, while I snooze. Nope, not me.

I would NEVER watch DD1 give our furbaby an ice cube or 2, let him chew it up for her and then watch as she picks up the pieces that fall out of his mouth and eats them herself. That would be gross, right?

I never put DD2 to sleep in her bassinet, turn on her Angel Monitor, kiss my Dear Husband (DH), and then go into sleep with DD1.

and

the biggest thing I most DEFINETLY did NOT do was...

borrow a HPT (home pregnancy test) from a friend and POAS just to make sure I wasn't preggo!

No way.

Not me.

(by the way the HPT was a BFN (Big Fat Negative), which was a good thing right now.)

Though it would have been a blessing I don't think my body is quite ready for another pregnancy. My heart among other body parts, doesn't react well to pregnancy and I'd like to have more than 11 months between my 2nd & 3rd children!

2 comments:

  1. hilarious! glad to know you aren't preggo just yet. I think it's good to let your body heal a bit between pregnancies, I am in the same boat!

    ReplyDelete
  2. Muahahahahaha!!!! Suck it, Queen B!

    ReplyDelete